Colgate Classic: Villa Nova

I'm not going to explain much beyond: 12 hours of trial. 2 days. Lots of sitting. Here is Part 1 πAllen Fuck no. I am not going to survive this British-accented Asian in falsetto faking tears. Couldn't it have been ANDY who died? I'd punch this kid in the throat, but it sounds like someone beat me to it. Just noticed: navy pants, black jacket. see Legally Blond. The problem with this kid is that he's too damn good. ΔCross Olivia showing empathy? Damn. Be nice, don't cut him off. "they told my partner he just had to push harder..." UHHH. πFernandez These guys are actually decent, slightly concerned Clever on the mouth mash MT 2011-2012 to the rescue! (can't read my own writing) Start being more selective on objections. ΔCross It's apparent she's trying to see where Andy's going with this. How cute. πJohnson Again with the color combinations. Christ almighty gentlemen. Either you're oblivious, colorblind, or on the market. Watch out for speculative testimony, splitting focus Enough with the big words. 'ascertain' 'blah blah blah' WHO TALKS LIKE THAT? Dude. I'm a friggin female, Reggie ain't no male. ΔCross Kev's brain is moving faster than his mouth, take a second to breath stop after 'yes' or 'no'. Death IS a side effect. PEANUT GALLERY ACCORDING TO BRICK(PGAB: you must be a guy. you have a penis apparently. (I mean, I know I've got more balls than some guys, but still...) ΔHathaway Cross is going to be a western showdown. 3x "doesnt get any more cumulitive than this" Make that 4. We're not going to finish all three wittnesses at this rate. (PGAB: Shitballs. HTFU!!) This is going to be tighter than a virgin. πCross If Nick has his way with this, he'll burn half the cross time and then some.(PGAB: Our time to shine. Hopefully they will either use of all their cross time or just give up.) RANK SPECULATION! be reasonable. Can you object to your own cross-question answer? It's your fault you got a shitty answer. Objection: opposing council is being an asshole. ΔMontgomery Not sure what is going on with the dialect/intonation, but I like it. It's annoying :) Nightly- don't acknowledge opposing council, judge is more important. ΔRodgers ~(PGAB) AAAAAAND there goes time. ΔClosing "Ladies and Gentlemen..." uhhh there's only men on this jury. When the judge falls asleep, that's a problem. πRebuttle Shit. Really good attorney, smart moving going to the demonster. WOAH. BACK OFF MY SHIT BRO. DONT BE FRONTIN'. Don't be changing my words wiseass. If he gets cut off for time, that's going to taste so good.

Blast From The Past

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!! after some poking and prodding, I got the password etc. re-figured-out and decided 'Eh, why the hell not' so I'm going to give this whole blogging thing another shot. Disclaimer: I'm way more vulgar, and slightly more mature than I was when I started this. Given that my last post was over three years ago, here's a little update: Fall Junior year: beautiful highschool bliss Spring Junior year: hell on earth. the three months that became pivitol in my life Summer of Junior year: boyfriend happened Fall Senior Year: College. College. College. Boyfriend Spring Senior Year: Some self-realizations occured. Major senioritis as well Summer Senior Year: The Summer of Parties. In-A-Relationship Status Terminated Fall College Freshman: D1 student athlete at Canisius, 180 with the room mates in 15 weeks Spring College Freshman: A whole helluva lotta self-realizations and acceptances. Summer College Freshman: Work. Work. Work. Life plan questioned. Fall College Sophomore: RA status. Athlete non-status. Double-Major declared. And here we are. There will be plenty of back-logging to do (see: mock trial live blogging) Staytuned.