Happy birthday TO MEEEEEE!!!
Today is what I like to call, My Sweet.Sixteen. Dinner with family. Hopefully a friend.
Next step: Planning an actual party.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Say WHAT?!
So apparently Mr. PK-legend himself got into a little bit of a no-no situation the other week. Started with cousin bonding, and ended with a law suit. And guess who saved his skinny buffalo booty? Some hot-shot lawyer by the name of Paul Cambria. That's right, THE Paul Cabria. As in, MY BOSS Paul Cambria.
Silly Pat Kane, save it for the Footballers.
Silly Pat Kane, save it for the Footballers.
Friday, June 26, 2009
What I learned over break.
What I learned (observed and felt the need to state) during my spring break:
Thursday:
• Last minute packing: duffel over stuffed, everything else in backpack. Realized stuff was STILL missing, thrown into back of car.
• Brand new earbuds lost on Penn border, convinced they’re gone. Less than 24 hrs old.
• Wii fit cheats.
• It’s possible for 10 people to survive in a 2-bath town house (six are women).
Friday:
• West Virginia Varsity Baseball teammates all look alike. That’s perfectly acceptable .
• Amish people make gummies and sell them at Wegmans
• Canisus HS families travel through W.V.
• Every type of weather is encountered. Twice.
• Brother can’t be trusted in back seat.
• North Carolina destination reached two hours and for wrong turns later than expected.
Saturday:
• EARBUDS FOUND!
• Mile run feels longer on hills.
• Visit Mumford style plantation. Hull House is better.
• Encounter Europeans. Origin unknown.
• Watch Mulan for the first time in forever. 4 people. 1 twin bed. 18” TV.
• Family dinner. Not allowed to sit with Reilly.
• Happy Gilmore is a lot funnier when you’re older.
Sunday:
• Up at 7:30 for church. Remarkably not tired.
• Found the son of A.R. and S.R.
• Towel war in kitchen. Father vs. Uncle.
• If you live out of town, your name will undoubtedly be forgotten. Doesn’t matter, if you’re at dinner, then you’re obviously related, and you’ll still get hugged.
• 37 at Easter dinner is average. Still missing some locals.
• 3 rooms, 5 tables, no problem.
• Kids love in-laws and non-relatives.
• Stripes are for boys.
• North Carolinan pollen is strong than New York pollen.
• We don’t talk about past weddings. Ever.
• My brother has replaced the pied piper.
• There is a new Scooby Doo Theme song.
• Trainer Katie Needs help.
Monday:
• Sitting across from Carter provides the whole family with entertainment:
Ally: Reilly, what’s your favorite color?
Rielly: Blue.
Ally: see, she’s smart. No orange or black.
Carter: Blue and yellow? Isn’t buffalo Red and Black?
Ally: Used to be. If you’re gonna be a fan, at least know your colors.
Carter: I only know the color of good teams. Play-off teams.
Ally: We were a playoff team in blue and gold.
Carter (to family): notice the past tense.
…blah blah blah… dig at Ruff… blah blah blah…
Carter: How many cups has Buffalo won in your lifetime? None. But Philly has won in my life time.
Ally: And you’re what? Twice my age?
• I won.
Thursday:
• Last minute packing: duffel over stuffed, everything else in backpack. Realized stuff was STILL missing, thrown into back of car.
• Brand new earbuds lost on Penn border, convinced they’re gone. Less than 24 hrs old.
• Wii fit cheats.
• It’s possible for 10 people to survive in a 2-bath town house (six are women).
Friday:
• West Virginia Varsity Baseball teammates all look alike. That’s perfectly acceptable .
• Amish people make gummies and sell them at Wegmans
• Canisus HS families travel through W.V.
• Every type of weather is encountered. Twice.
• Brother can’t be trusted in back seat.
• North Carolina destination reached two hours and for wrong turns later than expected.
Saturday:
• EARBUDS FOUND!
• Mile run feels longer on hills.
• Visit Mumford style plantation. Hull House is better.
• Encounter Europeans. Origin unknown.
• Watch Mulan for the first time in forever. 4 people. 1 twin bed. 18” TV.
• Family dinner. Not allowed to sit with Reilly.
• Happy Gilmore is a lot funnier when you’re older.
Sunday:
• Up at 7:30 for church. Remarkably not tired.
• Found the son of A.R. and S.R.
• Towel war in kitchen. Father vs. Uncle.
• If you live out of town, your name will undoubtedly be forgotten. Doesn’t matter, if you’re at dinner, then you’re obviously related, and you’ll still get hugged.
• 37 at Easter dinner is average. Still missing some locals.
• 3 rooms, 5 tables, no problem.
• Kids love in-laws and non-relatives.
• Stripes are for boys.
• North Carolinan pollen is strong than New York pollen.
• We don’t talk about past weddings. Ever.
• My brother has replaced the pied piper.
• There is a new Scooby Doo Theme song.
• Trainer Katie Needs help.
Monday:
• Sitting across from Carter provides the whole family with entertainment:
Ally: Reilly, what’s your favorite color?
Rielly: Blue.
Ally: see, she’s smart. No orange or black.
Carter: Blue and yellow? Isn’t buffalo Red and Black?
Ally: Used to be. If you’re gonna be a fan, at least know your colors.
Carter: I only know the color of good teams. Play-off teams.
Ally: We were a playoff team in blue and gold.
Carter (to family): notice the past tense.
…blah blah blah… dig at Ruff… blah blah blah…
Carter: How many cups has Buffalo won in your lifetime? None. But Philly has won in my life time.
Ally: And you’re what? Twice my age?
• I won.
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