Colgate Classic: Villa Nova

I'm not going to explain much beyond: 12 hours of trial. 2 days. Lots of sitting. Here is Part 1 πAllen Fuck no. I am not going to survive this British-accented Asian in falsetto faking tears. Couldn't it have been ANDY who died? I'd punch this kid in the throat, but it sounds like someone beat me to it. Just noticed: navy pants, black jacket. see Legally Blond. The problem with this kid is that he's too damn good. ΔCross Olivia showing empathy? Damn. Be nice, don't cut him off. "they told my partner he just had to push harder..." UHHH. πFernandez These guys are actually decent, slightly concerned Clever on the mouth mash MT 2011-2012 to the rescue! (can't read my own writing) Start being more selective on objections. ΔCross It's apparent she's trying to see where Andy's going with this. How cute. πJohnson Again with the color combinations. Christ almighty gentlemen. Either you're oblivious, colorblind, or on the market. Watch out for speculative testimony, splitting focus Enough with the big words. 'ascertain' 'blah blah blah' WHO TALKS LIKE THAT? Dude. I'm a friggin female, Reggie ain't no male. ΔCross Kev's brain is moving faster than his mouth, take a second to breath stop after 'yes' or 'no'. Death IS a side effect. PEANUT GALLERY ACCORDING TO BRICK(PGAB: you must be a guy. you have a penis apparently. (I mean, I know I've got more balls than some guys, but still...) ΔHathaway Cross is going to be a western showdown. 3x "doesnt get any more cumulitive than this" Make that 4. We're not going to finish all three wittnesses at this rate. (PGAB: Shitballs. HTFU!!) This is going to be tighter than a virgin. πCross If Nick has his way with this, he'll burn half the cross time and then some.(PGAB: Our time to shine. Hopefully they will either use of all their cross time or just give up.) RANK SPECULATION! be reasonable. Can you object to your own cross-question answer? It's your fault you got a shitty answer. Objection: opposing council is being an asshole. ΔMontgomery Not sure what is going on with the dialect/intonation, but I like it. It's annoying :) Nightly- don't acknowledge opposing council, judge is more important. ΔRodgers ~(PGAB) AAAAAAND there goes time. ΔClosing "Ladies and Gentlemen..." uhhh there's only men on this jury. When the judge falls asleep, that's a problem. πRebuttle Shit. Really good attorney, smart moving going to the demonster. WOAH. BACK OFF MY SHIT BRO. DONT BE FRONTIN'. Don't be changing my words wiseass. If he gets cut off for time, that's going to taste so good.

Blast From The Past

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!! after some poking and prodding, I got the password etc. re-figured-out and decided 'Eh, why the hell not' so I'm going to give this whole blogging thing another shot. Disclaimer: I'm way more vulgar, and slightly more mature than I was when I started this. Given that my last post was over three years ago, here's a little update: Fall Junior year: beautiful highschool bliss Spring Junior year: hell on earth. the three months that became pivitol in my life Summer of Junior year: boyfriend happened Fall Senior Year: College. College. College. Boyfriend Spring Senior Year: Some self-realizations occured. Major senioritis as well Summer Senior Year: The Summer of Parties. In-A-Relationship Status Terminated Fall College Freshman: D1 student athlete at Canisius, 180 with the room mates in 15 weeks Spring College Freshman: A whole helluva lotta self-realizations and acceptances. Summer College Freshman: Work. Work. Work. Life plan questioned. Fall College Sophomore: RA status. Athlete non-status. Double-Major declared. And here we are. There will be plenty of back-logging to do (see: mock trial live blogging) Staytuned.

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday TO MEEEEEE!!!
Today is what I like to call, My Sweet.Sixteen. Dinner with family. Hopefully a friend.

Next step: Planning an actual party.

Say WHAT?!

So apparently Mr. PK-legend himself got into a little bit of a no-no situation the other week. Started with cousin bonding, and ended with a law suit. And guess who saved his skinny buffalo booty? Some hot-shot lawyer by the name of Paul Cambria. That's right, THE Paul Cabria. As in, MY BOSS Paul Cambria.

Silly Pat Kane, save it for the Footballers.

What I learned over break.

What I learned (observed and felt the need to state) during my spring break:
Thursday:
• Last minute packing: duffel over stuffed, everything else in backpack. Realized stuff was STILL missing, thrown into back of car.
• Brand new earbuds lost on Penn border, convinced they’re gone. Less than 24 hrs old.
• Wii fit cheats.
• It’s possible for 10 people to survive in a 2-bath town house (six are women).
Friday:
• West Virginia Varsity Baseball teammates all look alike. That’s perfectly acceptable .
• Amish people make gummies and sell them at Wegmans
• Canisus HS families travel through W.V.
• Every type of weather is encountered. Twice.
• Brother can’t be trusted in back seat.
• North Carolina destination reached two hours and for wrong turns later than expected.
Saturday:
• EARBUDS FOUND!
• Mile run feels longer on hills.
• Visit Mumford style plantation. Hull House is better.
• Encounter Europeans. Origin unknown.
• Watch Mulan for the first time in forever. 4 people. 1 twin bed. 18” TV.
• Family dinner. Not allowed to sit with Reilly.
• Happy Gilmore is a lot funnier when you’re older.
Sunday:
• Up at 7:30 for church. Remarkably not tired.
• Found the son of A.R. and S.R.
• Towel war in kitchen. Father vs. Uncle.
• If you live out of town, your name will undoubtedly be forgotten. Doesn’t matter, if you’re at dinner, then you’re obviously related, and you’ll still get hugged.
• 37 at Easter dinner is average. Still missing some locals.
• 3 rooms, 5 tables, no problem.
• Kids love in-laws and non-relatives.
• Stripes are for boys.
• North Carolinan pollen is strong than New York pollen.
• We don’t talk about past weddings. Ever.
• My brother has replaced the pied piper.
• There is a new Scooby Doo Theme song.
• Trainer Katie Needs help.

Monday:
• Sitting across from Carter provides the whole family with entertainment:
Ally: Reilly, what’s your favorite color?
Rielly: Blue.
Ally: see, she’s smart. No orange or black.
Carter: Blue and yellow? Isn’t buffalo Red and Black?
Ally: Used to be. If you’re gonna be a fan, at least know your colors.
Carter: I only know the color of good teams. Play-off teams.
Ally: We were a playoff team in blue and gold.
Carter (to family): notice the past tense.
…blah blah blah… dig at Ruff… blah blah blah…
Carter: How many cups has Buffalo won in your lifetime? None. But Philly has won in my life time.
Ally: And you’re what? Twice my age?
• I won.

Let the Games Begin

Dear Hockey Gods,

I don't like your sense of humor.

I took it upon my self to look through the schedule for the month and realized that you thought it'd be funny to schedule every weekend with back-to-back games. Only one of these series are both at home (the 21st and 22nd against the Flyers and Islanders.

I also noticed you decided to bring Marty home during the play weekend. WHY WHY WHY!? Don't you know that it's important that the boys DON'T play too many back-to-backs... It's not safe and it's cruel. For the sake off all Buffalonians, it is in your best interest to CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY!

You really aren't that funny I hope you know.

Sincerely,
Me

Ding Dong! The Doubt is Dead!

If there was any doubt in my mind about who my favorite Sabre was, all thoughts have been obliterated. I now want to take a moment to openly say:

Patrick Kaleta, you are God!

Looking through the Player's Tunes I noticed that, of the 7 songs Pat picked, I have four:
Animal Have I Become by Three Days Grace
Because of You by Nickelback
Home by Three Days Grace

Addicted by Saving Able

3DG is fan-freaking-tastic, and Animals is one of my top played songs, along with Nickelback [one of my top artists]. Addicted is one of those songs that you have to turn up when it comes on. Dirty, but amazing

I love the band of the fifth, Theory of a Dead Man, though I prefer All or Nothing.

Nirvana, on the other hand, has some growing to do, though Smells like Teen Spirit is decent.

When first searching for the song, I was half expecting to find a deodorant commercial, which would have completely destroyed my look on Pat.
Cute.

This got got me thinking about what kind of deodorant the players use (weird and twisted? Yes! Have I thought about stranger? Of course!) Something about watching Kaleta roll on Teen Spirit after practice sent me into a fit of giggles convulsions. The locker room probably smells like a mix of Axe and Abercrombie and Fitch Cologne

Yumm...

Yuck...

Bahaha!

Something tells me this isn't the girlfriend's.